Rules on Willie’s Course

April 3, 2008

Here are the local rules at Willie Nelson’s home course, Perdernales Cut-N-Putt in Spicewood, Texas:

1. When a player is shooting, no other player shall talk, whistle, hum, clink coins or pass gas.

2. Excessive displays of affection are discouraged. Violators must replace divots and be punished 5 strokes.

3. Replace divots, smooth footprints in bunkers, brush backtrail with branches, park car under brush, and have the office tell your spouse you’re in conference.

4. “Gimmes” are discouraged for players with short putts.

5. No more than 12 in your foursome.

6. Gambling is forbidden, unless you’re stuck or you need a legal deduction for charitable or professional purposes.

7. No bikinis, miniskirts or skimpy see-through attire, unless you’re a woman.

8. Please leave the course in the condition you’d like to be found.